FHM’S 100 SEXIEST WOMEN MAKES NOW A GREAT TIME TO BE A GUY

Depending on the gender of the aliens who discover our planet long after our species is extinct, if FHM Magazine is included in the time capsule they will know all they need to about this planet’s males.

That is, perhaps, a sad testament. But hey, no one can deny that 2008 is a good time to be a guy.

Megan Fox and Camero

After all, the stuff that gets men excited–women, cars, toys–is all in one convenient magazine/website.

This is no more the case than right now, with FHM Magazine disclosing the results of their FHM Top 100 list of 2008s sexiest women.

You combine this with their on point reviews of exotic cars and a man can easily lose himself for hours. However, not everything is rosy in paradise.

A new website has surfaced that should serve as a reminder to men everywhere that their female counterparts will not just get rolled over. The website http://www.exboyfriendjewelry.com, is just as the name suggests, a clearinghouse for jewelry given to women by their now ex-boyfriends.
No doubt, this website will gain a few more members as more and more boyfriends are caught browsing FHM Magazine.

The truly scary part is that now it’s jewelry, but who’s to say it doesn’t turn into something bigger in the future like, say the guy’s car. Of course, this could arise in the context of a divorce only if the guy was dumb enough to put his girlfriend’s name on the title to his exotic car, but still.

This got me thinking about the best way for men to enjoy driving exotic cars without fear of the ex selling them out from under a happless chap.

Then I thought of the rising popularity of exotic car clubs. These car clubs allow members to access dozens of exotic cars without the expense and burdens of direct ownership. Now there’s another advantage to these clubs, your significant other can’t get mad at you and sell your exotic car because you don’t own it. It’s genius!

“I would have to say this is the first time I’ve ever heard of that theory as a motivation for joining our Dallas exotic car club,” laughs Ron Sturgeon, owner of several exotic car businesses. “But whatever the secondary reasons may be, all our members share a love of driving exotic cars,” he continues.

Sturgeon may even be able to help you after you’ve been busted reading your, uh, I mean your co-worker’s…FHM Magazine. Through his Fort Worth TX car rental firm, you can sweep your gal off her feet for a romantic evening or weekend getaway in an exotic car rental. Alternatively, you can take advantage of Sturgeon’s exotic car tour for couples. This tour lasts about eight hours, allows you to test drive five different exotic cars and even features a five-star lunch.
Just remember to act as if you aren’t having too much fun.
Written by G.D. Gregory. If you are interested in having me write stories for you or seeing my portfolio, please contact me at ggpsu@yahoo.com.

Eric on April 25th 2008 in Exotic Car Rental

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